Paroles de 'The Facts of Life' par Lazyboy

These are the facts (of Lazyboy)
So help me God

This is who we are
This is what we do
This is what it is
The bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are
This is what we do

Did you know that ¼ Americans has appeared on TV?
Did you know 61% of all hits on the Internet are on sex-sites?
Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blond
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
The average erect penis is 5.2 inches long
And 4.2 inches circumcised
Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience
Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle cream?

This is who we are
This is what we do
This is what it is
The bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
The bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is who we are

22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue
"The Guinness Book of Records" holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries
Butterflies taste with their feet
5% of the population is gay
The world's best known word is "okay"
The second most well-known word is "Coca-Cola"
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest
In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
Only 1 book has been printed in more copies than The Bible - the IKEA catalogue

This is who we are
This is what we do
This is what it is
The bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
The facts of the life we live
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is who we are

1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life
1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth, today we are 6 billion people
(Time is ticking, ticking, yeah)
Donald Duck was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants
74% of all nudist females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne-cork popping, than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen, because the driver falls asleep
Did you know the originally a Danish guy invented the burglar-alarm - unfortunately, it got stolen

This is who we are
This is what we do
This is what it is
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is what it is
This is who we are
The bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are
This is what we do
This is who we are
This is what we do

So help me God