Paroles de 'Karkalicious' par Homestuck

Four, three, two, fuck you

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonix!

Karkalicious definition makes terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease
Her flush just comes and goes like seasons

I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moiraills
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
(Four, three, two, fuck you)

So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

Karkalicious def-
Karkalicious def- (goddammit, doc scratch, stop fucking around with my mic)
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy
Nepeta's always squealin'
Cutesy pet names like karkitty
I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T
And the majority of pairings had better include me

I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cause I'm doing some fitness
Zahhak's my witness
Bet that ship curls nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels 'cause I'ma make him sweat pails
(Four, three, two, fuck you)

So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey, get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
I'll be tasty, tasty
I'll be laced with lacy
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy

T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty
T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the

I'll just spell it out for you!

All the time I turn around trolls gather round
Always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the

Color of my blood
I just wanna say it now
I ain't trying to round up any drama
Little fucker I just don't want

You to know
And I guess I'm coming off as
Just a little insecure although
I keep on repeating how the

Secret's fucking awesome
But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell
Terezi says I smell

Delicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moiraills
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail

Four, three, two, fuck you
My body stays vicious
Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cause I got down to business
Nepeta's my witness (meow!)
I'll even let her first ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

So delicious (eridan, see)
So delicious (you can trust me)
So delicious (I'll help you be)
I'm karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy
It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)

T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty
T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S
To the D, to the E, to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the

Now, wait just a motherfucking second!

Do I seriously have to spell this shit
Until the end of the fucking song?

I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original
Never had access to spellcheck, I guess

Because TASTEY does not spell tasty
Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or
Something?

What do you mean human rap artists
Are the only ones brave enough to write their own
Grammatical trainwrecks and call it music?
What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?

He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore?

Fuck this shit, I quit